idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

image

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

a black supermodel can go missing and there is no coverage on it whatsoever but you’ll be sure to hear about the white child who shoved a berry up her nose on the 6 o’clock news

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

mizzjade:

toferjv:

this gets funnier every time i watch it

This is me.

AlienDoll: can i make a u turn on u
AlienDoll: because i meant to go the other way
ℒevi (corporal-leviii): no that is most definitely illegal
ℒevi (corporal-leviii): u will cause a collision
ℒevi (corporal-leviii): 3 dead 12 injured
AlienDoll: so if i make a u-shape on u
AlienDoll: ill go to jail?
ℒevi (corporal-leviii): 3 DEAD 12 INJURED
AlienDoll: GIGGITY

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

balancewiththislife:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

HW