elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

h0wtohideyourfeelings:

nocaresnoregrets:

"Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions"

How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

frenums:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

aberranttitan:

Look at this lame-ass nerd getting fucking owned!!1

(This is very late so please enjoy and imagine that boot belongs to Eren, Erwin, Kenny, Historia, Hajime Isayama, ur dog, idgaf)

tagged as:   #blood 

xcyst:

being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

Аbandoned houses

feaqu:

i caNNOt bELIEVE that i USED tO THink i wAS STRAIGHT

HW